[EL] Fwd: Super News from Stephen Colbert

James Woodruff jwoodruff at fcsl.edu
Thu Jun 30 22:03:23 PDT 2011


I am surprised it took that long.

James Woodruff

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From: "Patch" <jeffrey.patch at gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jun 30, 2011 11:45 pm
Subject: [EL] Fwd: Super News from Stephen Colbert
To: "law-election at uci.edu" <law-election at uci.edu>

That didn't take long...

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